The secret is that there is cottage industry in every home something or the other is being produced in every home. That makes the country rich.
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Was Papa the first man who ever proposed to you, Mama?”
“Yes; but why do you ask?”
“I was just thinking that you might have done better if you had shopped around a little more.”
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The mother of a large family lined up her children.
“Now, the one who obeys me the quickest and does exactly as he’s told without arguing will get a rupee at the end of the week”.
“It ‘s not fair,” said the youngest after some thought.
“Daddy’ I win easily”
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I challenged my friend that if he is able to eat one hundred Gulabjamuns. I were ordered and the friend ate all the hundred, and got a hundred rupee note also. I asked, “Well, it is good, that you have won the bet, but I cannot understand why you asked for an hour’s time. He replied, “I had gone home to do rehearsal whether I can eat that number”
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
पुरा भिडियो हेर्न त्यो माथि बक्सको बिचमा क्लिक गर्नुहोस
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
No.1) yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?
Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..
No. 2 Rambahadur Dashain ko lagi khasi kinna gayecha!!!
Rambahadur: Sahuji tyo ghorle khasi ko kati paisa ho?
Sahuji: Jamma 500 rupaiya.
Rambahadur: Ammama kati sasto ta. Kina ni testo!!!!
Sahuji: China ko khasi ho. Gurantee hudaina,
ghar pugne bela samma bhukna pani sakcha!!!!!
No. 3 Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…
Joke No. 4
Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
Joke No. 5 Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu parne ?
Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar
No. 6) Ram – talking in cell politely
Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?
Ram – wife sanga ?
Shym – yati prem le
Ram – timro ho ni………
No. 7) Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?
Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha
No. 8) Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.
No. 9) Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .
No. 10) When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..
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