I don’t see myself sexy – Nepali actress Nita Dhungana -
In an interview with an online magazine, dcnepal, Nepali actress Nita Dhungana has told that she doesn’t consider herself sexy.
It has been quite some time Nita has been doing Nepali movies. Nita was appreciated for her role in a recently released movie ‘Notebook’. She was also nominated for the Popular Actress category in OFA 2070 awards.
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neeta dhungana in hot saree.
The interview was taken while she was choosing a dresses for her role in an upcoming movie ‘Chha Ekan Chha’ that is going to floor in a week. Nita told that she generally likes casual dresses. For parties she prefers saree. She sure looks sexy in saree!
In an interview with an online magazine, dcnepal, Nepali actress Nita Dhungana has told that she doesn’t consider herself sexy.
It has been quite some time Nita has been doing Nepali movies. Nita was appreciated for her role in a recently released movie ‘Notebook’. She was also nominated for the Popular Actress category in OFA 2070 awards.
Recent Posts
neeta dhungana in hot saree.
The interview was taken while she was choosing a dresses for her role in an upcoming movie ‘Chha Ekan Chha’ that is going to floor in a week. Nita told that she generally likes casual dresses. For parties she prefers saree. She sure looks sexy in saree!
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But time has changed these days. The actress have become more liberal in shedding their clothes and pose for more intimate positions in screen. Kiss and bed-scenes, considered taboo a few years back, have been accepted as normal these days.
Here are the collection of 20 scenes that can be known in advance when we go to see Nepali movies. The 10 most popular ones are:
1. The Hero and Heroine collide and the books fall down
2. The Hero and Heroine look on each others eyes – forever
3. The Heroine bathes in a waterfall
4. The sawl of Heroine lands on Hero’s hand
5. The Hero drinks milk before going to bed
6. Sex scenes in dark
7. An actor loses memory after falling in river
8. A villager in the city finds it very difficult to cross the road
9. Operation is very costly
10. A person talks non-stop before dying.
More in Nepali follows:
दीपेन्द्र लामाले एउटा धेरै राम्रो लेख लेख्नु भएको छ नागरिकमा – नेपाली फिल्मका पचाउन नसकिने दृश्यहरु जुन प्राय सबै जस्तो फिल्म मा राखिन्छन।
अब लामाको सुझाब मान्ने हो भने तेस्तो फिल्म हेर्न जादा पाचक लिएर जानु पर्छ ।
जे आउँछ मज्जाले पचाउँछ। यो एउटा पाचकको व्यापारिक नारा हो, जुन नेपाली फिल्मलाई पनि लागु हुन्छ। अझ, त्यो पाचकले भन्दा नेपाली फिल्मले नै बढी पचाउँछ होला। हिन्दी फिल्मले पचाउन नसकेर परित्याग गरेका बासी ‘खुराक’हरू नेपाली फिल्मले अझै पचाइरहेको छ।
जति बासी खुराक ‘भोगचलन’ गरे पनि नेपाली फिल्म बनाउनेहरूको पेट यति सफा छ कि, आफूलाई पच्यो भन्दैमा सबैले पचाउँछन् भन्ने भ्रम उनीहरूमा पैदा भएको छ। हिन्दीमात्र होइन हलिउडका समेत चानचुने फिल्मलाई पचाउन नसक्ने हैसियत नेपाली दर्शकको बनिसकेको उनीहरूलाई पत्तो छैन। यस्तै हैसियत तपाई कोहीसित छ भने नेपाली फिल्म निर्मातासँग …मलाई त पचेन है’ भन्दै गुनासो नपोख्नुस् नि। फेरि तपाईलाई फिल्मको टिकटसँग ‘पाचक’ भिडाइदेलान्। आखिर, विगतमा उनीहरूले ‘पैसा खेर गएको सम्झेर रुने’हरूलाई आँसु पुछ्न रुमाल र ‘फिल्मभन्दा गीतै राम्रो’ भन्दै क्यासेट बाँडेकै हुन्।
टिकट काटिहाल्नुभो र हातमा पाचक परिहाल्यो भने फिर्ता नगर्नुस्। फिल्म नसकुन्जेल पाचकलाई साथमा राख्नुस् र तल उल्लेख गरिएका दृश्यहरू आउँदा चुस्न थाल्नुस्। जे आउँछ मज्जाले पचाउँछ।
1. The Hero and Heroine collide and the books fall down
2. The Hero and Heroine look on each others eyes – forever
3. The Heroine bathes in a waterfall
4. The sawl of Heroine lands on Hero’s hand
5. The Hero drinks milk before going to bed
6. Sex scenes in dark
7. An actor loses memory after falling in river
8. A villager in the city finds it very difficult to cross the road
9. Operation is very costly
10. A person talks non-stop before dying.
More in Nepali follows:
दीपेन्द्र लामाले एउटा धेरै राम्रो लेख लेख्नु भएको छ नागरिकमा – नेपाली फिल्मका पचाउन नसकिने दृश्यहरु जुन प्राय सबै जस्तो फिल्म मा राखिन्छन।
अब लामाको सुझाब मान्ने हो भने तेस्तो फिल्म हेर्न जादा पाचक लिएर जानु पर्छ ।
जे आउँछ मज्जाले पचाउँछ। यो एउटा पाचकको व्यापारिक नारा हो, जुन नेपाली फिल्मलाई पनि लागु हुन्छ। अझ, त्यो पाचकले भन्दा नेपाली फिल्मले नै बढी पचाउँछ होला। हिन्दी फिल्मले पचाउन नसकेर परित्याग गरेका बासी ‘खुराक’हरू नेपाली फिल्मले अझै पचाइरहेको छ।
जति बासी खुराक ‘भोगचलन’ गरे पनि नेपाली फिल्म बनाउनेहरूको पेट यति सफा छ कि, आफूलाई पच्यो भन्दैमा सबैले पचाउँछन् भन्ने भ्रम उनीहरूमा पैदा भएको छ। हिन्दीमात्र होइन हलिउडका समेत चानचुने फिल्मलाई पचाउन नसक्ने हैसियत नेपाली दर्शकको बनिसकेको उनीहरूलाई पत्तो छैन। यस्तै हैसियत तपाई कोहीसित छ भने नेपाली फिल्म निर्मातासँग …मलाई त पचेन है’ भन्दै गुनासो नपोख्नुस् नि। फेरि तपाईलाई फिल्मको टिकटसँग ‘पाचक’ भिडाइदेलान्। आखिर, विगतमा उनीहरूले ‘पैसा खेर गएको सम्झेर रुने’हरूलाई आँसु पुछ्न रुमाल र ‘फिल्मभन्दा गीतै राम्रो’ भन्दै क्यासेट बाँडेकै हुन्।
टिकट काटिहाल्नुभो र हातमा पाचक परिहाल्यो भने फिर्ता नगर्नुस्। फिल्म नसकुन्जेल पाचकलाई साथमा राख्नुस् र तल उल्लेख गरिएका दृश्यहरू आउँदा चुस्न थाल्नुस्। जे आउँछ मज्जाले पचाउँछ।
Stylish ladies of the week
Here we are back with the weekly scoop on the best looks of the week! Check out what’s the Bollywood trend this week.
The style swan Sonam Kapoor again made a fashion splash this week. The actress was seen at The Le Mill-FarFetch do wearing a red Alaïa outfit. It’s a dress with very unique silhouette. It may have looked like a maxi but the bottom had a flared skirt like look. Since Sonam loves a bit of edge in her style, gold earcuffs and a quirky chain-clutch completed her look.
Moving on from Sonam, our other favourite, the chirpy and very vivacious Jacqueline Fernandez was also at The Le Mill-FarFetch do clad in a fitted Peter Pilotto Dress. In fact, Jacqueline was spotted at three other events this week, and she was simply fabulous in each look. Catch her glimpse in the coming slides.
Sonakshi Sinha also features in our list this week. The actress has started promoting her movie Bullett Raja, and was spotted rocking the sleek LBD on a TV show.
Other than the Sonams and Sonakshis, don’t miss the diva Sridevi, the ‘Raanjhanaa’ girl Swara Bhaskar and many others in this week’s style check.
Nepali hot girl Bindu Pariyar got married to American guy. According to the internet source, she was busy with her own life and busy with her work. She got divorced with American guy and looking for hot guys outside in the US.
“तर हालै मात्र एक सार्वजनिक कार्यक्रममा भेटिएकी यि नायिकाको भुँडी हेर्दा भने यिनले अलि अघिनै ‘घरजम बसाइसकेको हो कि भने जस्तो देखिएको छ । भारतीय समाचार संस्थाहरुले समेत आठ महिनाको जस्तो भुँडी चार महिनामै कसरी भनेर सोधेका छन् भने हामीले के भनिरहनु पर्यो । तस्विर आफैं बोल्छ ।“
हट सेक्सी तथा रमाइला भिडियो हेर्न तल क्लिक गर्नुहोस
Rekha Films Pvt.ltd. Presents Nepali film "Kaali" Song "Dil Ko Kura" Singer: Deepak Limbu Music: Basanta Sapkota Lricet: Kiran Kharel For download Ringback Tone CRBT: 0140011900 Ncell: 60210536 UTL: 77813152 Smart: 28558 This video Song is Copyright by Budha Subba Digital Pvt. Ltd. & Provided by Budha Subba Music Center.
BANPHOOL NEPALI MOVIE (teaser)
www.jibansathifilms.com www.facebook.com/banphoolnepalifilm Jibansathi films & Shailee Theatre Present's Cast: Sunil Pokhrel, Mahesh Shrestha, Manju Devkota, Madan Baral Music: Devendra Rai Playback Singer: Rajesh Payal Rai, Santosh Lama Story/Lyrics: Mahesh Poudyal Cinematography: Rajib Manandhar Editor/Graphics: Chandan Dutta Producer: Madan Baral & B.B. Basnet Screenplay/Dialogue/Direction: Nabaraj Budhathoki
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
Who is the sexiest actress in Nepali movie industry?
Directors assign the roles of actresses so, they are the most suitable candidate to determine who can be featured in a particular role. Let’s see who is the sexiest in their eyes.
Nepali daily NayaPatrika had asked the directors of Nepali movies: Shiva Regmi, Deepak Shrestha, Naresh Poudel, Suraj Subba ‘Nalbo’, Sudarshan Thapa and Shovit Basnet to find out who is the sexiest actress in Nepali movie.
Karishma Manandhar and Richa Sharma topped the Director’s choice list with three votes each. Jharana Bajracharya, Rejina Upreti, Sumina Ghimire and Sushma Karki were choices of at least one director.
Here we have photos of six Nepali Sexiest Actress as follows Karishma Manandhar,Jharana Bajracharya,Rejina Upreti,Richa Sharma,Sumina Ghimire and Susma Karki.So everyone write down in box which is your sexiest actress?
Directors assign the roles of actresses so, they are the most suitable candidate to determine who can be featured in a particular role. Let’s see who is the sexiest in their eyes.
Nepali daily NayaPatrika had asked the directors of Nepali movies: Shiva Regmi, Deepak Shrestha, Naresh Poudel, Suraj Subba ‘Nalbo’, Sudarshan Thapa and Shovit Basnet to find out who is the sexiest actress in Nepali movie.
Karishma Manandhar and Richa Sharma topped the Director’s choice list with three votes each. Jharana Bajracharya, Rejina Upreti, Sumina Ghimire and Sushma Karki were choices of at least one director.
Here we have photos of six Nepali Sexiest Actress as follows Karishma Manandhar,Jharana Bajracharya,Rejina Upreti,Richa Sharma,Sumina Ghimire and Susma Karki.So everyone write down in box which is your sexiest actress?
The video really affects the career and personal life of Namrata Shrestha. Namrata Shrestha is named as one of the top 5 models in Nepal by the Kathmandu Poston in the edition of February, 2005. She has been modeling since 1997 and had also appeared in a number of theater acts as well. She has appeared on the cover of a number of well known magazine such as VOW Magazine, Wave Magazine and various other. Currently, she also works as a radio jockey at Kantipur FM.
Poojana gave hot sence in her nepali movie "Rakshya" as a required role.Many people criticized her hot bed sence in the movie.
Here we have some images from her hot bed sence which is in the movie.
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पुरा भिडियो हेर्न त्यो माथि बक्सको बिचमा क्लिक गर्नुहोस
Jokes:
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
पुरा भिडियो हेर्न त्यो तल बक्सको बिचमा क्लिक गर्नुहोस
Jenish Kc is busy in the united kingdom for shooting her movie called Aadhi Bato. Nepalese Jenisha Kc was in the England for shooting of some parts of the movie clip. you can watch her hot video
Jenish Kc is busy in the united kingdom for shooting her movie called Aadhi Bato. Nepalese Jenisha Kc was in the England for shooting of some parts of the movie clip. you can watch her hot video and photo from london.and photo from london.
Jenish Kc is busy in the united kingdom for shooting her movie called Aadhi Bato. Nepalese Jenisha Kc was in the England for shooting of some parts of the movie clip. you can watch her hot video and photo from london.and photo from london.
Nick Name: Neroo
Birthdate: 14 June
Birthplace: Dharan
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Education: +2
Vital Stats: 32′ 24′ 34′
Height: 156 cm
Weight: 42
Skin Color: Fair
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Marital Status: Single
Modeling started in: 1997
Hobbies & Interest: Dancing, Singing
SOME MORE ABOUT HER
Your biggest assets: Dimple
How do you keep yourself in shape?
Roam a little, dance a lot and sleep more
Fav. Male Model: Prashant Tamrakar
Fav. Female Model: Cindy
Favourite Movies: When Harry Met Sally, A walk to remember
Favourite Movie Artists: Angelina Jolie, Stevan Seagal
Favourite Music Artists: Bryans Adams, Eric Clapton, Enrique
Favourite Pastime: Listening and dancing to dance anthems and being with my mates and just having a laugh
How often do you use Net? Your Favourite websites. What else do you do on the Net?
Usually, often in college hours,
when I use to be free!
(http://www.hotmail.com/, http://www.regards.com/ ,http://www.google.com/ )
Check mails sometimes chat & explore cool sites
Greatest Fantasy
Making castle in AIR!
Turn ons
Chilli Sauce
Turn offs
Thick Books
What attracts you to the opposite sex
Smile with good apperance
On blind date you would go out with: Confused Ummmm…. thinking!!!
What do you think about modeling scene in Nepal?
In recent years it’s mushrooming all over Nepal. Growing faster & getting better every time. Hope for the best in coming year!
You describe yourself as
A nature lover!
Commercials Performed
“Distar TV”- Add
“Crunch Aloos”-
Add
“Andy’s”-Add
“Sangini”- Movie
Music Videos Performed
Song Titles
Aakha Ma Lukauki
Ko Hola
Timilai Herne
Suneko Kura
Timro Nam Timi Bina
Nai Nai
Timilay Diyeko
Some saying of Namrata Shrestha:
Life is the mixture of sorrow & happiness, smile & tear, union & tragedy!
Modeling is an art, a profession, a way of publicity, representation of something shown publicly by models.
Fashion is not just glamour & glitz. It’s the reflection of the way of living & prediction of trends in our social life
a good model should have Self-confidence.
References
Namrata Shrestha Public Figure
Namrata Shrestha Wiki
damini vs kali
It seems, the clash in release is started when Rekha choose Chhabi Raj Ojha to distribute the movie. Before that, distributor Manoj Rathi was supposed to release the movie. Manoj Rathi group lost the right when Chhabi Raj Ojha entered the scene. After that, Manoj Rathi group purchased the rights of Bhojpuri film ‘Damini’ to release on the same date.
It seems, Chhabi couldn’t take it anymore when ‘Damini’ replaced ‘Kali‘ in Bishowjyoti theater. Chhabi wrote a letter to the Film Development Board to intervene the issue and let the Nepali movie get a preferred treatment.
chhabi kali
Manoj Rathi says that the movie was also shot in Nepali language along with Bhojpuri language, so it is not a foreign movie. In addition, the actors and crew members in the movie are Nepali so, he says, the issue of the movie being a foreign movie is baseless.
namrata and arpan thapa - maun
Story:
‘Maun’ starts at a library where a couple buy a book titled ‘Maun’ written by an other named Barsha (Namrata Shrestha). The couple also meet writer in the café of library where, they reveal the story of Barsha. Barsha is a mute, deaf girl who had returned back to Nepal from United States and meets another deaf guy called Iman (Arpan Thapa) in a personality development workshop. As the time passed, Iman and Barsha fall in love.
namrata and arpan
When Barsha’s father returned from United States the twist and turns start to happen in their love story. I don’t want to ruin your movie watching experience by saying all about what happened to Iman and Barsha and how they face problems.
Strength and Weakness:
Before the release of Maun, the director had said that ‘Maun’ is a simple love story of two deaf people with suspense in the story. And as the director said ‘Maun’ is a simple suspense love story. Two deaf people and their chemistry are presented in sweet manner. The performance of the actors is another plus point of the movie. The background music of Rohit Shakya is good and it flows with the sign language of deaf people.
The songs of Sugam Pokharel and Sanup Poudel are melodious. As the lead actors are deaf, they interact in sign language and the audience left to understand them or read subtitle to understand the love chemistry between the actors. The communication of deaf people look nature and the flow of the movie doesn’t let the audience to feel bored.
Arpan Thapa‘s story and screenplay is appropriate and to the mark. The movie has a good scope for being better if the post interval part were tied in properly. The movie’s suspense and ending may not please all the viewers. Some of the out-of-sync scenes like, a rich and family girl trying to steal a simple dress might not feel appropriate. Story and the plot on post interval part of the movie could have been made better. Even if there are places it could be made better, the movie itself will not disappoint the audiance.
Star Cast:
Maun’s specialty is its star cast. Both the lead actors Arpan Thapa and Namrata Shrestha have done their roles very well. Both Arpan and Namrata have exceled in the new and difficult role. They have transformed themselves as deaf mute people and the conversation in sign language also feels natural.
As an actress, Namrata Shrestha looks beautiful, as always. Arpan Thapa’s facial expression and the way expressing emotions are appreciable. Another character Boke (a deaf character and a friend of Iman) has also done good job and makes you smile whenever he appears on the screen. Boke’s expressions are very funny to make you laugh.
Conclusion:
The movie ‘Maun’ is a simple and sweet love story of two deaf people. There isn’t any additional masala type of content. It is a big relief in the time when every movie feature contents copied from other movies and are full of sex scenes.
Bigg Boss 7 review: Packed with star power, but overall quite thanda!
The seventh season of the controversial reality show Bigg Boss has just begun and with all the fireworks and masala of the big event, it failed to impress us…
Salman Khan has returned to the tube as the host for the fourth consecutive time with the seventh season of Bigg Boss. But sadly, the glitzy glamorous event that introduced the contestants and the changed concept of Bigg Boss Saath 7 failed to impress us. We thought that the show would start with a tour of the glass walled house by Salman, like it does every year. Instead, the Dabangg dude kicked off the reality show by praying. He sarcastically asked the Almighty to give him self confidence to host Bigg Boss Saath 7. That’s not all. Considering the series of heated conversations he had with last season’s contestants Imam Siddique and Sapna Bhavnani, he also prayed that he keeps his cool this year. Of course, we did our own bit of praying to, that God not grant this particular wish. After all, viewers – and us, of course – like it when Salman tears the contestants apart. Hai na?
VJ Andy was the second contestant and sauntered in showing off his signature style of shorts and blazer. Salman indirectly told him that he was the next Imam Siddique and yes, wethinks he was completely right. Judging by the conversation Andy had with the Dabangg dude, we are pretty sure that Andy is already in Salman’s bad books. He took the jannat door too. And Tanishaa and Andy were given the task by Bigg Boss to send the other participants to heaven or hell. As the clock ticked on, the others – Gauhar Khan, Shilpa and Apurva Agnihotri, Hazel Keech, Kushal Tandon, Rajat Rawail, Elli Evram, Sangram Singh, Pratyusha Banerjee, Armaan Kohli and Anita Advani – were introduced and sent to their sections of the house by the first two entrants.
The event continued with the eternal bachelor introducing the contestants one by one. It was Tanishaa Mukerji who entered the house first and showed off a bit of what it was like in there. Her mother and yesteryear actor Tanuja, and sister, Bollywood star Kajol introduced her through a video clip. And more than to see the wannabe starlet simpering and swaying in her introductory song, we were eager to get our first peek at the house. The theme of this season, as the makers call it, is jannat (heaven) and jahanam (hell). The mad cap house has been divided into two parts, each accessible through a different door, white for jannat and black for jahanam. Tannishaa chose white. As Salman Khan said, this time the Bigg Boss house will make everyone go WOW and AAAOW at the same time.
The contestants of this season of Bigg Boss are a mixed bunch, but wethinks the makers could have done better. There are so many controversial figures who could have been roped in to do the show. This group will, we hope, add the much-needed masala. After all, Bigg Boss without drama and controversy is like Mumbai without vada pav!
There were a few entertaining guests who came in to add tadka to Salman’s hosting. Akshay Kumar was there to promote his new film Boss. Comedian Kapil Sharma joined Salman on the show along with Upasana Singh and Ali Asgar, who are seen as his aunt and grandma in Comedy Nights With Kapil.
On the whole, the theme of Bigg Boss Saath 7 is perfect. The house looks very interesting, especially the hell side, which will come as a bit of a shock to the inmates, we know. Salman is at his wicked best and looks fit and healthy. Now all we can do is wait for the fireworks and hope for plenty of bang for this show’s buck!
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Grand Masti movie review: A mindless sleaze fest that tests your patience!
The makers of this sex comedy insist that critical acclaim doesn’t matter to them. But the fact is that they have made a shamelessly filthy film called Grand Masti for which they should be hanging their heads in shame, in disgust….
So gross is Grand Masti that young couples (the target audience!) were seen walking out of the theatre mid-way, even before before the interval. Just because I had to tell my readers how bad GM is in totality, I had to sit through the entire film.
Nothing could be worse than watching this film, unless it is to a review of it. Trust me, I have been through enough trials and tribulations in the name of Zila Ghaziabad, Himmatwala and Once Upon Ay Time In Mumbai Dobaara, among others, as have my colleagues in film journalism. But it’s especially difficult to believe that Indra Kumar is the director who once made entertaining films like Dil, Beta and Ishq. Grand Masti (GM) happens to be a new direction for the very same filmmaker and it’s a pity that he chose to take it on. He hasn’t had a hit for a long time and this one doesn’t promise to change his f… oops, sorry!… we mean luck for the better (blame it on the after-effects of watching GM).
Let’s accept it – sex comedies sell, but in our hypocritical society no one will openly admit to liking them for some strange reason… could it be double standards? Milap Zaveri, who scripted Masti, the first-of-its-kind adult comedy, and has also penned its sequel Grand Masti, says that Indians have always loved sex comedies. Yes, we like intelligent ones Milap, but not the deliberately downmarket, cheap, vulgar and cheesy kind! What we must say here is that Masti was also an eye-opener that took Bollywoodian sexual comedy to a new level. It was a pioneer in a subject that Hindi movies had been leery of exploring.
We have all received SMS forwards full of sexual innuendos, some funny and some just plain predictable. But imagine a two-and-half-hour long series of these ‘jokes’ and rip-offs of Hollywood’s iconic scenes – this time Aftab Shivdasani does a Jim Carrey act a la Ace Ventura when he tries to escape from a buffalo’s ass – or Mr Bean in desi translation. Indra Kumar has collated a bunch of such gags and invited a group of actors and his crew to the party…oh, yes, somewhere along the way he filmed it all.
It seems Zaveri was too lazy this time to create a real plot, so GM is merely a series of bad and vulgar jokes that allows the writer to throw in as many puerile sexual innuendos as possible. It only consists of gags, spoofs and smut. Each line, each scene reiterates the fact that it is a sex comedy. In fact, it drills that into your brain so hard that by the end of it you want to grab something far stronger than an aspirin to dull the pain.
The girls – Bruna Abdullah, Karishma Tanna, Sonalee Kulkarni, Kainaat Arora, Maryam Zakaria and Manjari Fadnis – don’t have much to do, but they serve their purpose by looking sexy and wearing itty-bitty clothes. We certainly do not recommend you see Grand Masti, since it’s an assault on the brain and the soul. But we know you’ll watch it anyway!
Grand Masti movie review: A mindless sleaze fest that tests your patience!
The makers of this sex comedy insist that critical acclaim doesn’t matter to them. But the fact is that they have made a shamelessly filthy film called Grand Masti for which they should be hanging their heads in shame, in disgust….
So gross is Grand Masti that young couples (the target audience!) were seen walking out of the theatre mid-way, even before before the interval. Just because I had to tell my readers how bad GM is in totality, I had to sit through the entire film.
Nothing could be worse than watching this film, unless it is to a review of it. Trust me, I have been through enough trials and tribulations in the name of Zila Ghaziabad, Himmatwala and Once Upon Ay Time In Mumbai Dobaara, among others, as have my colleagues in film journalism. But it’s especially difficult to believe that Indra Kumar is the director who once made entertaining films like Dil, Beta and Ishq. Grand Masti (GM) happens to be a new direction for the very same filmmaker and it’s a pity that he chose to take it on. He hasn’t had a hit for a long time and this one doesn’t promise to change his f… oops, sorry!… we mean luck for the better (blame it on the after-effects of watching GM).
Let’s accept it – sex comedies sell, but in our hypocritical society no one will openly admit to liking them for some strange reason… could it be double standards? Milap Zaveri, who scripted Masti, the first-of-its-kind adult comedy, and has also penned its sequel Grand Masti, says that Indians have always loved sex comedies. Yes, we like intelligent ones Milap, but not the deliberately downmarket, cheap, vulgar and cheesy kind! What we must say here is that Masti was also an eye-opener that took Bollywoodian sexual comedy to a new level. It was a pioneer in a subject that Hindi movies had been leery of exploring.
We have all received SMS forwards full of sexual innuendos, some funny and some just plain predictable. But imagine a two-and-half-hour long series of these ‘jokes’ and rip-offs of Hollywood’s iconic scenes – this time Aftab Shivdasani does a Jim Carrey act a la Ace Ventura when he tries to escape from a buffalo’s ass – or Mr Bean in desi translation. Indra Kumar has collated a bunch of such gags and invited a group of actors and his crew to the party…oh, yes, somewhere along the way he filmed it all.
It seems Zaveri was too lazy this time to create a real plot, so GM is merely a series of bad and vulgar jokes that allows the writer to throw in as many puerile sexual innuendos as possible. It only consists of gags, spoofs and smut. Each line, each scene reiterates the fact that it is a sex comedy. In fact, it drills that into your brain so hard that by the end of it you want to grab something far stronger than an aspirin to dull the pain.
The girls – Bruna Abdullah, Karishma Tanna, Sonalee Kulkarni, Kainaat Arora, Maryam Zakaria and Manjari Fadnis – don’t have much to do, but they serve their purpose by looking sexy and wearing itty-bitty clothes. We certainly do not recommend you see Grand Masti, since it’s an assault on the brain and the soul. But we know you’ll watch it anyway!